My take on Chain mails..

Hii...

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland or my Laptop !!.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana,Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..and i was facing miracles everysecond by forwarding such mails

Now most of those "love Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

I know how important my friends are to me, I'll always remember them no matter I remember my work or not

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least
786 people in the next 60 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m. sharp.

Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled WIth Foolish Ppl And Some Think They Got Talent Too !!!"